Monday, October 20, 2008

Last Week I Was A Racist - Today I Am An Elite Bigot Repulican

Last week, I was categorized by Congressman John Lewis as a "Racist". Must be, because I have attacked Barack Obama in much the same way as John McCain. How? I question his past associations. I really want to know why he thinks his record indicates that I should think he is qualified to be President. I totally hate his politics that border on socialism. But I stop here, lest I really start to list things that make me wonder about Obama's candidacy.

Now because of my views, I have been promoted to "Elite Bigot Republican". This has been totally confusing. I do not know which title has the greatest rank in the mind of an Obama Democrat. When all else fails, I turn to my wife for her advice. She turns off the news when politics come on and is suspect of all political candidates. I figured I would try the titles on her and go with the one that sounded most impressive. When asked, she gave me her disgusted look and said..."You're a Democrat. Now get a life!"

Stunned, I walked back to my computer and thought for a bit. My conclusion - none of the titles will be used this year. Lewis is so full of himself and trying to shove a candidate down the throat of the nation that his rantings are of no consequence. For his comments, he should receive the National Out To Lunch Award based upon his lack of thought process. As my wife so pointed out...a Democrat obviously can't be a Republican so the "Elite Bigot Republican" thing has to be dropped also. That leaves me just plain Democrat, so based on how I feel this year....I think I will voluntarily shelve that title also.

But I can't face the world tomorrow without some sort of title. So I pulled an old one off the shelf. One that I really am proud off. Just call me "American Voter".

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